Dad: *goes across the street to another bookstore to buy book*
Dad's Bestfriend: What is he doing?
Mum: Who the hell knows,
Dad: *Get's back in line with family*
Dad's Bestfriend: So what happens?
Dad: *flips to back of the book* He dies.
Dad's Bestfriend: Who?
Dad: *flips back to book* I don't know. Kid with the lightening bolt?
Little Boy Behind My Dad Decked Out In Costume As Harry: *sobs* he dies?
Mum: *smacks dad* You're an idiot. *reads book and turns to little boy* He doesn't die hun. I can't tell you who dies but it's not Harry. *smacks dad again* You're an idiot.